Don't mind me, I'll be up here demolishing your property value. Pro Ace Inclusion

otherwindow:

Creators: INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW FANTASY WORLD
The world: [Medieval European setting with knights and castles. Elves live in the forest. Dwarves yelling and drinking. Orcs just green and angry. Dragons. Boob armour.]

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almost-casey:

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Homestuck

kaaonashi:

safe return / avatar the last airbender

another summer comes and goes ☽ ☾

unpretty:

paintmeahero:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

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OH MY GOD

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We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

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jangnan:

anyway fanart

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

gaycism:

bummass:

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

^literally what I thought

awed-frog:

S30E09, Daddicus Finch

voremother:

puncromancer:

mood ring contact lenses

this reads like a shit post but honestly this slaps

paradisiak:

When your cat ruins/improves your toking vid 😹😹😹